"I wish Mary Poppins is my mom..."

The other day when my 6-year-old was very frustrated with me for saying NO to most of his requests, he sighed and said with longing, "I wish Mary Poppings is my mom."

 

Startled but not offended, laughingly I said, "Yeah, I wish she were your mom too."

 

He in turn was shocked by my non-reactive reaction. 

 

Then today, after pointing out to me that I didn't feed him a "proper" dinner (Note to self: Bagel with cream cheese does not count as a "proper dinner"), he said, in mock-earnestness, "I am going to ask Santa for a better mom."  "Oh, I am just kidding."

 

Ah, a great sense of humor is the sure sign of intelligence, I always say. 

 

Being self-reflective to a compulsive degree, I often picture my kids sitting in a shrink's office, discussing their childhood with their unstable mother and her effect on their great novels of the decade.  Perhaps all the tribulations in our repressingly liberal suburban household will become cannon fodder for their artistic endeavors one day.  One can only hope.

 

Coda: Turned out that hot dog on a piece of white bread (since I don't buy buns because they always go bad before we can finish them) is an acceptable entree for dinner.  Thank goodness.

 

p.s. I am well aware of this:

 

self-reflection + lack of action to correct any un-motherly behavior = rampant self-indulgence in the guise of mock self-pity