My apology to Kathleen Parker. Frank Gaffney is way crazier...

Now I feel bad for lambasting Kathleen Parker for hinting at a tenuous relationship between Obama and Osama because of the rhyming last names.

(This reminds me: is it now a good time to resurrect the old Internet sensation the Llama Song?)

I was alerted to an article by Frank Gaffney, "America's first Muslim president?" Turns out Ms. Parker's criticism is quite reasonable compared to Mr. Gaffney's read of Obama's Cairo speech.

Is he for real? It's got to be a parody. Simply too good to be true. But it is. I. Don't. Know. What. To. Say.

Read it for yourself.

Wow.